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A news sub-channel reporting on the current events in Coraabia.

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FUMMA'THU: METAL OVER MIND

The tournament finals were dominated by GL9001 serial number B-NOM-155-KARRA who has claimed the 14th title in his illustrious thu'ku career. As usually, its victory has caused an uproar among the centropolitan branch of the thu'ku player association since C'Orian laws forbid hacked bots with illegally altered interware from competing in sports events. The runner-up Mi'Charr nevertheless showed that Unliving players can still compete at the highest level today.


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AGGAK: BEWARE AL-HONTA

The former candidate for centropolitan governor and former armo Aggak has not held back in his criticism of the highest echelons of C'Orian politics in his in-depth interview for Oor-1. He refered to governor al-Tonnra as "a fanatic dictator who drives C'Ora into an all-out war with everyone else". Aggak also said he expects yet another wave of anti-dung reprisals as well as drastic worsening of bilateral relations with city-states Bochezai and Min'Ora.


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MERCY KILLING

The court turned down Briia Pawa's appeal and so her execution was carried out on schedule. The spokesperson for Bolgan civilian government confirmed that Pawa was executed while asleep in her residence. Her death was met with mixed reactions - some Bolgans celebrate the end of the former dictator, others are honoring her memory as a determined leader. The Supreme Kor of Qu-Puo - Qel Betu XVII - reacted by promising "a swift reconciliation of the two worlds".


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THU'KU CHAMPIONSHIP APPROACHING CLIMAX

The last semifinalist of the ongoing tournament Fumma'Thu is the veteran Unliving Mi'Charr who secured his spot thanks to a brilliant move in Ke°G prime. The battle for the finals will thus rage between two Xennos, one AI, and one Ilokaj. The competition has been mired by a bribing scandal connected to the betting house Poi-Monk. The event's guarantor of competitive integrity - Lan Laikh - categorically stated that the tournament will played out no matter what.


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BRIIA PAWA IN FRONT OF TRIBUNAL

Stooping and stuttering, but also terrifying and vulgar. Such was the former commander of Bolga according to witnesses of the war crimes tribunal when she was delivering her defense. Still, the second of three hearings ended up more in favor of the terminally ill Bag-Demagian woman, who has been suffering from Deren-Belesy syndrome since the war ended. The final verdict will be delivered in Lirmar at the end of this Haze.


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OPEN DAYS

The gates of the biggest xenozoo on Coraab are open for free this Tol. Governor al-Tonnra expects to generate positive publicity and educate poor masses with this populist stunt. The xenozoo should welcome several million visitors who can even visit the newly-built pavilion of bizarre beings called O'Hottar.


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THE GAME IS ON

The dominant strategy of the whole Fumma'Thu has been the combination Wekch'Bu 7-5-4-5 with donate in penultimate rang. Lan Laikh has demonstratively left the competition in disgust after saying most players just copy his winning strategies from previous years. The second Tol of the event also saw its first big tragic moment - three Xenno competitors were found dead near the venue at the beginning of this Haze.


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THE END OF "SEAMSTRESS"?

Armo Pawa will be executed in the upcoming days, said the supreme judge in front of shocked sub-porters after a meeting between the representatives of Bolga and Qu-Puo. Members of the uninvited Bolgan opposition parties sharply criticized the sudden change of her sentence and called it a political assassination ordered by the supreme Kor Qel Beta XVII. Surviving fighters of the Bol-Gard revolution threatened a bloody revenge in case Briia Pawa gets hurt.


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READY YOUR STONES: FUMMA'THU BEGINS!

The biggest tournament in the classic Coraabian game thu'ku has just begun. The championship known as Fumma'Thu has been held in Min'Ora since 4248 Tu. Because of the recent assassination attempt of The Irradiated One, thousands of elite contestants will compete only in the more secure Miner half of the city.


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LEGEND HAS LEFT ORBITALA

Bael Kra-Nol has committed a spectacular suicide in front of newly admitted students when he launched himself into the space without a protective exoskeleton and then burned during the sharp descent into the atmosphere of Coraab. Kra-Nol was the longest serving member of the Bael service crew Hof'Balla. The reasons for his sudden departure are unknown. The rector Qan Koolai refused to comment the whole incident.


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XED LIVES!

Cuccar-2 has reentered the Cucaanish star system and brought along shocking new information about the fate of xennologists lost on Kengu. Ccord Bokh was not the only survivor. Aboard Cuccar-2 is also the badly wounded captain Xed who was a victim of an assassination attempt orchestrated by his "saved" assistant Bokh. Cucaanish officials have already stated they will apprehend Bokh immediately upon landing and interrogate him.


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CCORD BOKH FOUND!

The crew of Cuccar-2 has reached the wounded Ccord Bokh on the surface of the planet Kengu. Their scans have not located any other familiar biosignatures nearby. Xed's aide turned out to be very lucky - the crash site was filled with dangerous nedorosol that immeditely dissolved the bodies of his fellow crewmembers. However, his Ke-Raai biology rendered him immune to the deadly substance.


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MORE THAN MUGU?

Unlike the executed Unliving athlete Mugu, the pacifist Xapek represents a more moderate version of the Dung revolutionary movement Gu-Rang, which makes him more acceptable in the eyes of Unliving masses, claims the influential nu-blogger Wo'Rik. Wo'Rik also thinks that once Xapek's sentence ends in 4290 Tu, he might be greeted as a returning enlightened messiah by the C'Orian vatters.


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CUCCAR-2 LAUNCH SUCCESSFUL

The CuCaanish government celebrates yet another triumph. Cuccar-2 has successfully found its way to Kengu where it started its search for the wreckage of its legendary predecessor and the surviving Ccord Bokh. The experimental spacecraft is in perfect shape according to president Ccirh Gadon. The mysterious superstring engine that fuels the ship is the most expensive research project CuCaan has ever conducted and its blueprints are still held secret by the government.


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GADON: CUCCAR-2 CAN MAKE IT

Ccord Bokh will be rescued from the remote Kengu aboard the carbon copy of Xed's legendary vessel Cuccar-1, said the president of CuCaan Ccirh Gadon. Since Cuccar-2 still has not passed all mandatory stress tests, some researchers and engineers see its planned launch as too risky.


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DEATH OF AN ADVENTURER?

The esteemed CuCaanish xennologist Xed crashed with his research spacecraft Cuccar-1 while landing on the recently discovered world Kengu. According to information released by the news agency DengacC, seven beings were aboard the ship during the collision. The only survivor seems to be Xed's aide Ccord Bokh, who immediately sent a distress call from the surface of Kengu.


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HERMES: EVIL LURKS ON WE'RD

Intergalactic Hermes has finally appeared in public after a long absence. Surrounded by important armos of InCorps, he sat down to the negotiation table with representatives of the city-state Bochezai, which declared independence from C'Ora in 4258 Tu as its main starport. During the talks, Hermes mentioned that Coraabians should not go against the governorate led by Beya al-Tonnra because they have to stand united against the real threat - the mechaculture Redda, which is still hiding on the neighboring world We'Rd.


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END OF A MARRIAGE

Bulthai announced her divorce in an interview for the sub-journal Blink! The most important figure of Coraab's modelling scene admitted that her marriage with Danal Korp was in shambles. The bond of these two Tal celebrities lasted for mere 9 Tu. Bulthai - who recently celebrated her 100th birthday - is apparently "losing any interest in men" with her age. The shares of BulthaiBaka plunged in value to this gul's record minimum in reaction to the news.


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SOLS STRONGER THAN EXPECTED

A detailed report published by Cosmopolitan agency GAN shows the true extent of Sols' power in a new light. Sols allegedly own few dumpworlds that are missing from official maps and use the proceeds from mining them to infiltrate governments across the multiverse. Some nu-bloggers speculate the source evidence was leaked by disgruntled Sols to help taint the reputation of the clique that formed around the new solmaster.


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YTTORIAN MONSTROSITY

Yttor stands at the brink of another ethnic war. Armo Xossa stated that "selling the continent Ylai to Sols was the biggest mistake of his political career". Instead of the promised support of the Krunarian community, Sols are selling weapons to Kossats whose stated goal is the extermination of all Krunars. Many desperate Krunars find comfort in ancient superstitions like the dark cult of the deity Y.O.G., a mythical titan who used to dwell in the depths of the sacred colorsea.

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THE 335TH CORAABIAD IS HERE!

The opening ceremony of the all-Coraabian sporting event welcomed almost 8.5 million spectators in C'Ora. 26,933 Coraabians will compete in 169 disciplines. The investment into the 335th Coraabiad is the 17th highest in the history of the competition. While sub-media constantly critize the demise of Coraabian sports reeking with corruption, this year's games will see participation of the most athletes in the last two centuries.


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FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR THE 335TH CORAABIAD

The next Coraabiad is almost here. The neighboring world Traxol will send the lowest amount of athletes ever to compete in the event. These numbers will however be compensated by domestic athletes participating in the new discipline called "X-hn X-sk", which has teams of 144 players - a popular number in the duodecimal system of Coraab - competing against each other on a field covering several hundred lants. Several sporting facilities in the nearby city-state Bochezai have undergone large reconstructions. Nevertheless, this sovereign municipality has repeatedly announced it will not offer these buildings to use for future Coraabiads.


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WAVE FROM XENOZONE

The immigration policy of Coraab must be immediately tightened, said governor Beya al-Tonnra during a meeting of General Xenos. The upcoming Coraabiad stimulates an influx of hundreds of thousands of guests mostly from nearby worlds of the Xenozone like Traxol or Orbotosh. Many of them refuse to return to their homeworlds after failing to pass the already strict border procedures. As they do not possess Coraabian citizenship, they are usually forced to struggle to make ends meet in refugee camps or C'Orian slums.


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IBAR SUVAL INTRODUCES HIMSELF

The new Ibar has accepted his official name Suval. During the ceremony, lord Ratan stated that Ibar Suval is the only legitimate heir to the Lordly See. Ratan also added that the youngest member of the House of Ibar will soon start his elite education at the famous military academy DaruDar.


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PADATUO: CORAAB ON BRINK OF WAR?

For the first time since the crisis summit CAAG held in 4274 Tu, the supreme diplomat of Min'Ora voiced concerns about a possible war between the city-states C'Ora and Min'Ora. Ilokaj Padatuo sees the main reason behind the tensions in the recent assassination attempt on the Min'Orian spiritual leader the Irradiated One, which was allegedly personally ordered by the centropolitan governor Beya al-Tonnra herself.


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SUCCESSOR TO THE HOUSE OF IBAR

Ratan's clone was finally presented to the public eye after years of isolation. The more energetic and younger-looking version of the current prince of the House of Ibar will soon receive his official name during a joyous ceremony in the throne room of the Moon Palace. Ibar Ratan confirmed that the clone is in peak physical condition and so the genes of his bloodline should be safely secured for the future generations of the famous noble family.


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FORGOTTEN DICTATOR

Armo Pawa has already spent seven Tu in house arrest in a secret spot somewhere in the centropolis Lirmar on Bolga. According to the representatives of the demilitarized government of Bolga, her health has been rapidly deteriorating after the once proud leader of radical resistance aimed against the neighboring Qu-Puo was diagnosed with Deren-Belesi syndrome. This disease will gradually strip her off any legal capacity. Pawa has been confined to her homeworld after the unsuccessful 4th Bolgian War, after which she was deported from Yttor back to Bolga.


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WHERE IS HERMES?

Intergalactic Hermes has not shown in public for more than a Tu now. Opposition media on Coraab lead lively speculations about his possible grave illness or forging new personal alliances across Coraabia. The most outrageous conspiracy theories claim he fled Coraab for his native Searth in fear of being overthrown. The speculations found some solid ground after the announcement made by armo Endur, who confirmed that the intergalactic will spend some time away from his permanent seat in the InCorps.


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GAMOA FACING CRITIQUE FROM AGADA

The Agan government headed by prefect Bozarak has sharply criticized the recent ligan mission on Mogra Troi, which ended with many dead soldiers and civilians but little success to make up for such losses. Bozarak said that "leaders of Liga are blinded by warmongering that runs deep through their organization". He then took to floor in the seat of Agada and presented a fiery speech in which he formulated his goal of ensuring that the next liganor will be an enlightened civilian unaffected by the military doctrine of ligans.


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RECORD HEAT PLAGUES NORTHERN HEMISPHERE

Coraab faces unusual temperature swings. A heat record from 3950 Tu has been surpassed in Wa'Ghra this Tol. Unaar's rays reached such intensity they melted thermoplasts in appliances and killed weaker individuals that did not find a cover in time. The blame falls squarely on the migratory ozone hole that continuously threatens the northern parts of the planet.


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AL-TONNRA'S REVENGE

Xel Dzeng - the most influential figure of contemporary Sokurr - has just incurred a painful economic loss. His Traxolian champion Grobol was stopped at the Coraabian exoport Iontal and denied entry on the surface of the planet on the personal order of governor Beya al-Tonnra. Xel Dzeng thus now cannot field his fresh favorite in the next illegal match despite spending an enormous amount of Xot for his services during his last visit to the Xenozone.


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TOKARA KILLED IN ACTION

The government sub-channel Kot-Agan has just reported that the headquarters of Bai'ala buried in the Yammasar mountain range were conquered moments ago. While Manna Tokara died in the crumbling underground complex, ligan traitor Agu'Ab was caught alive. The whole operation was brilliantly masterminded by ligan Lao, who has been immediately made the new leader of Team 11 by liganor Gamoa during a live congratulory transmission from Agada.


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FIERCE RESISTANCE

Last night's heavy fighting took its toll on lives of two more ligans, Sanbu and Hand, as Teams 11 and 19 registered fierce resistance in the Yammasar mountain range. Ligan troops were spread too thin in an attempt to prevent the incoming Bai'ala supporters from reuniting with their main forces. Several thousand Bai'ala fighters have already descended from the nearby mountains to reinforce their surrounded comrades. The "retreat" into the heart of the icy peaks of Yammasar is thus slowly turning into another one of Tokara's intricate traps.


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YAMMASAR: LAST STAND

Hundreds of surviving sympathizers of the separatist organization Bai'ala started retreating to the heavily fortified subterranean complex in the Yammasar mountain range. While the Agan aerial commandos Mesora-Gar gained complete air superiority, Mogra Troic terrorists possess great knowledge of the area, which gives them a significant advantage for the upcoming skirmishes in the local mining shaft network. According to the footage from orbital eyes, ex-ligan Tokara and traitor Agu'Ab are personally present in the separatist ranks.


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OLD FRIEND INTERVENES

The ligan mission on Mogra Troi took an unexpected turn when Dax Vrilon gave a speech during a sub-conference of Agan government. Dax was a founding member of Bai'ala but later left the organization because of disputes with the then-leader Pom Karr and started cooperating with Liga. Vrilon has now lended his deep knowledge of Bai'ala and its so-far uncovered network of informers to Liga, which should dramatically tilt the heavy fighting with Mogra Troi separatists in Liga's favor.


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MOGRA TROI: MORE CASUALTIES

Separatists from Bai'ala staged a massive mechanized counterattack near the city Goro-che, killing ligans Keshre and Rogoz from Team 11 in the process. Somewhat fatefully, Keshre was a direct superior to the traitor Agu'Ab before his desertion, for which was Keshre recently degraded. An unprecedented amount of ligans was deployed in this biggest military operation in recent history of the Cosmopolitan Worlds, which drastically increases the risk to their lives.


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AGU'AB: LIGAN TRAITOR

Ligan Lao published information about alleged betrayal of ligan Agu'Ab. Agu'Ab supposedly fed top secret information to the ex-ligan Tokara and joined her side. Liganor Gamoa vehemently denied this "speculation", a move that was in turn labeled as a blatant lie by anti-government nu-bloggers. The hunt for Tokara on Mogra Troi was met with resistance from the separatist side to the East of the centropolis Val-Mag. Reports about first casualties on both casualties are starting to pour in.


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OPERATION BAI'ALA

Liganor Gamoa ordered a manhunt on chief representative of the separatist organization Bai'ala including the ex-ligan Tokara, their current leader. Ligan Teams 2, 3, 11, and 19 are now operating on Mogra Troi with assistance from the aerial commandos Mesota-Gar. The sudden and unexpected military operation has a single goal - to destroy this dangerous terrorist network for good.


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END OF ANIMAL ARENAS

A large police raid targeted a secret ring of illegal animal fights organizers spread across several C'Orían Sectors. One of the arrested is the notorious Antu known as Davokure. His role in organizing the illicit bloodbath and the cold-blooded murder of his business partner might lose him all his wealth and result in many Tu spent in the feared Goa'Kach penitentiary.


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SOLMASTER IS DEAD!

Solmaster Mon is dead and the caste has elected a new leader, read a sub-log signed by a solmaster's seal addressed to planetary governments. Mon's death confirmed the popular notion that it was really him who led the Sol caste. The new, so-far publicly unknown, solmaster is allegedly seated somewhere in the vast territory of the Yttorian continent Ylai, which Sols recently bought from the local government.


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LORD OF THE LAKE

A deep scan conducted by archaeologists from the Tal university Pthral confirmed the existing assumption that the radioactive waters of the polar Lake Wat-Pagae really hide the mythical palace of Wat-Pagan himself. Further action is complicated by the location of the finding - the crevice K'Rooa is one of the most dangerous places on Coraab and a complete excavation of the palace is currently far beyond the means of technology on Coraab. Since Wat-Pagan belongs among the greatest heroes of Unliving history, the revolutionary finding sparked great interest even in the remote Min'Ora.

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NEW PREFECT OF AGAN ELECTED

Agan government Mograda has elected a new prefect of the central Cosmopolitan World Agan. Agan will be led by Dal Bozarak, a politician who has been working in vital government positions for the last few decades. 94% of government members participated in the three round election process. Liganor Gamoa stated he was content with the election result.


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STATESMAN'S FUNERAL

Prefect Yamdra was buried with all honors belonging to his status and race. The ceremony was visited by representatives of many planetary governments, including the Mogra-Troic prefect Tok-Nel, tektonik Sqquuknu, or the Supreme Kor of Qu-Puo. Politicians from Coraab were not present at the state funeral.


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AGAN PREFECT PASSED AWAY

Prefect Yamdra succumbed to the failure of the central ganglion at the young age of 44 Tu. Yyäzu-koll Yamdra, a Gopcha, will come down in history as a controversial figure - while some admired his brave economic reforms, others are still criticizing his involvement in allegedly corrupt transplanetary business deals.


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OPEN WAR

Yttorian armo Xossa unwisely announced that Sol Gara and Sol Poku bought a continent on his homeworld to gain a foothold for an open offensive against Sol Sor, who has been active on Yttor for many Tu. Sol Sor reacted by plotting an assassination of Sol Sun, who was the main financial backer of the whole operation. The violent death of such a high-ranking Sol was met with great backlash inside the caste. Experts agree that the struggle to wrestle supreme power from the hands of dying solmaster Mon will soon approach its climax.


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YAMDRA COLLAPSED AT A GOVERNMENT MEETING

Prefect Yamdra unexpectedly fell unconscious during a routine passage of a proposed bill in the Chamber of Agada. The leading Agan politician was immediately transported to Le-Gnoi Clinic. The spokesperson for the facility confirmed Yamdra's life was in grave danger. Prefect's assistant Sujol refused to comment on the situation.


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THE GREATEST DISCOVERY WITHIN REACH?

Tal archaeologists from Coraabian university Pthral claim they managed to pinpoint the location of Wat-Pagan's mythical palace which should be sunk at the bottom of the polar lake Wat-Pagae. If proven true, it would be a revolutionary finding unrivaled in the modern history of archaeology on Coraab. The detected object is symmetrical, its width spans several kilometres and it rests in the deepest part of the relatively unexplored abyys K'Rooa.


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PROTESTS AGAINST AL-TONNRA'S RULE

The centropolis C'Ora experiences a hard Haze Day. Thousands of protestors of various cultural background flooded the space in front of the governorate in reaction to the past scandalous events in Min'Ora. The mob rallied around slogans like "see ya, Beya" or "out with the tyrantess". Officials were then presented a petition with a hundred thousands signatures that demanded resignation of the entire current establishment including the Tal governor. Beya al-Tonnra responded in force - InCorps troopers violently dispersed the demonstration and arrested hundreds of protesters.


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GUL BETAR HONORED ON KHOPTID

Armo Gul Betar was awarded the Dodecahedron of Honor, a prestigious award signed by Its Excellency 16 itself. The veteran Miner accepted the traveling platinum dodecahedron from the hands of robocardinal Kerong for his heroic leadership during the Ojagas' invasion of 4281 Tu. Coraabian sub-media herald the moment as a great success of Coraab's politics, further proving the extent of Betar's popularity.


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DANGEROUS ZMEUGO KILLED!

Bonehall confirmed a successful elimination of the elite Khwarian assassin. Based on yet unbacked allegations, he was sent to Min'Ora by the centropolitan governor Beya al-Tonnra herself. Zmeugo was pacified thanks to a Ptharic qanu, which was secretly installed on the premises of Bonehall by the Zombic marshal Woreekai. The beast's remains were completely dissolved and the victorious Bonehall considers the next steps in its policy towards C'Ora.


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SOL VOX GATHERS ALLIES

The respected CuCaanish Sol is assembling a fellowship of Sols ready to face the ambitious Sol Sor and his lackeys, who are trying to usurp the leadership of the caste for themselves. According to intel gathered by Khalfassan secret services, Vox has the support of the known smuggler Sol Zin, the feared Sol Khal, and even the hero of the On-Gabulian War, Sol Mako. The final confrontation of these two opposing power blocs will surely decide the future of the Sol mercenary empire.


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FILTH OF CORAAB

Producers of the private sub-channel GronKHA announced another in the long series of restarts of the cult series Filth of Coraab. Although all the main stars of the original - kops Benka, Jopmuk, and Ploy - will participate, the nineteenth attempted remake has been met with cold shoulder. Znok sworn through his private sub-channel N0K that he will do his best to distribute a pirated copy of the series "before the mongrels from GronKHA fill their pockets with Xot earned from mutilating a cult masterpiece".


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IS OUR GOVERNOR A MURDERER?

The instigator of the crisis in Min'Ora is someone from the highest echelons of the C'Orian governorate, says investigative nu-blogger Yo-Ri. According to internal bureaulogs he made public, it was governor Beya al-Tonnra herself who hired the assassin Zmeugo to murder The Irradiated One in order to destabilize the competing city-state. Al-Tonnra holds a long-lasting disdain for Min'Ora, which makes her policy closely resemble the aggressive measures taken by Hermes and the leading armos of the InCorps.


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TALS DENY INVOLVEMENT

The chief foreman of Miners' city Ora told Minian Bonehall that it is not in his government's interest to murder its long-term allies and fellow inhabitants of the Min'Ora conurbation. Still, the surroundings of the sacred see Una'laar are guarded by hundreds of Unliving guardsmen. The Irradiated One was transported to a top secret facility for the time being despite no new sightings of Zmeugo being reported.


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FLAMES OF MIN'ORA

The venered master of ceremonies Woreekai stated that the Irradiated One, the supreme spiritual representative of Min'Orian Bonehall, is facing an existential threat. A known Khwarian assassin called Zmeugo was seen in the Ku'Sanh district and some believe that local Tal elite hired him to kill the Irradiated One to plunge the city state into uncertainty and chaos.


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THE STRONGEST OF SOKURROS

A survey conducted by a sub-channel Sok-Sok puts Xel Dzeng as the most influential figure of the contemporary illegal sokurr contests. Dzeng thus dethroned the Tal autocrat Beya al-Tonnra who ended her promising sokurr career three years ago to enter the highest echelons of centropolitan politics. Xel Dzeng's wrestlers are feared in all Coraabian arenas. Dzeng himself is surrounded by an impenetrable aureola of secrecy and pompous deification.


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KODO-BOT PRODUCTION DISCONTINUED

Guildmaster Kwa-Sokkk has stopped the production of the fourth generation of autonomous battlebots from the Kodo series. After more than 500 Tu, WaalkWak has finally ended the era of multiverse's most feared ground bots. The reasons are simple - obsolete interware, unreasonable energy consumption, susceptibility to malfunctioning, and logistical issues.


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SOL SOR'S INITIATIVE

The feared warlord and one of the most influential Sols of today has been stockpiling weapons and military hardware from all corners of Xenozone and the Ul-che region. Military analysts view this buildup as a preparation for a caste war that should ensure him the title of solmaster. Wars between opposing Sol factions are not a rare sight - negotiating from the position of power is one of the pillars of caste's teachings and a one that was heavily used by Mon's and Eru's predecessor, solmistress Amra.


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DOWNTOWN C'ORA INFESTED BY GUTSY

C'Orian slums are facing a rampant epidemic of vat scabies caused by the festering cibinh spores left to rot in the streets. Sectors 2 and 3 have been put into a strict quarantine as a result. The vast amounts of dead bodies piling up in the decrepit central Sectors of C'Ora are a fertile breeding ground for the infamous Unliving meta-parasite gutsy.


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YTTOR CONTINENT SOLD TO SOLS

Sols have sealed a groundbreaking deal with the Yttorian armo Xossa, an eponymous son of the despotic ruler that plunged Yttor into a bloody ethnic war in 4209 Tu. The caste has bought one of the smaller Yttorian continents for a record-shattering sum of 110.5 billion Xot and a promise of support for the local oppressed minority of Krunars. Major political figures have already expressed their grave concerns - this unprecedented step will seriously entrench Sol's power in the region.


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SOLMASTER IN DANGER

The alleged leader of Sols known under his caste name Mon has been infected with a deadly disease. It would not be the first time a solmaster died after such an intricate assassination attempt. The first solmaster was Sol Dur, who founded the tradition of this title more than 3500 Tu ago.

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SOL FEG SEEN IN MIN'ORA

It has been almost 7 Tu since the legendary escape of Sol Vox from the Zombic potentates. The influential Ilokaj Padatuo has now come up with a bold claim that Sols still continue in their operations on Coraab and that some even cooperate with high-ranked Unliving despite the mutual hostilities. One of them could be even the mysterious Sol Feg.


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HAPPY ENDING

Coraabian government allowed the apprehended Khalfassan magrav to land in the starport of the city state Bochezai. The officials finally caved-in to the mounting pressure from foreign powers as well as important decision makers on the home front. Skelethor Buruua said "the top officials finally allowed their reason to prevail". Thousands of exhausted immigrants will soon move in to the emergency housing that is being constructed for them behind the walls of the refugee camp Du'Gad.


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TRANSPLANETARY SCANDAL

Sub-channels across the entire Coraabia are flooded with secret footage shot aboard the Khalfassan magrav, in which members of the government xenuba units brutally slaughtered several xenic immigrants. The video was particularly enraging for the worlds in the Xenozone, which now consider a retaliatory boycott of Coraabian imports. Cucaanish president Ccirh Gadon publicly announced that he "deeply regrets the help CuCaan provided in the Coraabian fight with the overpopulated meta-insects".


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KHALFASSAN MAGRAV STILL CONFINED

Orbital augs of several commercial sub-channels registered a sharp decline in the performance of life support systems aboard the apprehended magrav with illegal immigrants. A fire even started on one of the decks but the immigrants managed to quickly extinguish it. More and more Coraabian citizens start to demand immediate acceptance of the desperate refugees. The top representatives of General Xenos are unwilling to even consider that option, though.


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GENERAL XENOS INVESTIGATES

A special investigation team of xenubas started a rigorous inspection aboard the apprehended magrav. According to some xenic rights activists, dozens of Xennos were arrested and escorted to interrogation cells on the surface without any official reason. Liberal sub-media cover this event as a typical symptom of the endemic xenophobia on Coraab. Uufthakan vi-mag Znok claims that first civilians succumbed to the terrible conditions on board of the Khalfassan magrav.


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DRAMA ON THE ORBIT

A gigantic Khalfassan THAL-class magrav was apprehended by the authorities before it could begin its descent into Coraab's atmosphere. Security scans have shown thousands od xenic immigrants hiding onboard. This might lead to a conflict with governor Beya al-Tonnra, who tightened her immigration policy in the wake of the pandemic caused by the imported meta-fly ojaga. If the officials deny landing for the magrav, they will virtually sentence the immigrants to a certain death - they lack the fuel and rations necessary to travel back to Khalfass or even any other inhabited world.


5|4282 Tu

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HONORED GUEST ASSAULTED!

Prominent nu-blogger KeiDukk has been targeted by the extremist movement Aro-O'ra few blinks ago. Thanks to the timely response of elite bodyguards, the activist avoided any serious injury. KeiDukk, who will leave Coraab by the end of this Light, rated his visit as positive despite this incident. Major sub-media in the distant Cosmopolitan Worlds already informed about the attempted assault on the Agan nu-blogger.


5|4282 Tu

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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VARGA?

Scara Varga perished during a routine hunt for overpopulated hypomors in the regions of Kal'Harrad. Her former master, robocardinal Valigursai, voiced his regrets over the loss of her life. Her mother Garama, known as Sol Gara, is now the sole remaining member of the once powerful Khalfassan House of Varga, which had its heyday during the days of Scara's grandmother, Ylas Varga.


4|4282 Tu

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POPULAR NU-BLOGGER

KeiDukk, one of the most famous nu-bloggers of today, has just arrived on Coraab. The prominent Agan minority rights activist will take part in several panel discussions over the course of the 11th Peace Conference of Mid-developed Worlds. The entire event is accompanied by extraordinary security measures. Governor al-Tonnra has ordered house arrest for dozens of prominent authorities that criticized her in the past. This measure should last only for the duration of the conference.


4|4282 Tu

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UNEXPECTED CHAMPION

In a dramatic finale, Komrit Banal defeated the champion Bunta and after almost thirty years, he can once again claim the elite title Nu'Sok. The humiliating loss of the confident favorite caused a veritable uproar among bookmakers and Sokurr coaches alike. One of them, Xel Dzeng, even announced through his spokesperson that the continuously falling quality of competition in this extreme sport may lead to his departure from Coraab.


3|4282 Tu

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AL-TONNRA CRITICIZES BONEHALL

The C'Orian governor has openly challenged the authorities of Min'Ora, the biggest Unliving state on Coraab. According to her words, the Bonehall is "a hotbed of Unliving radicals", The Irradiated One "a fanatical shrunk", and the renowned Ilokajish diplomat Padatuo "a servile hazee that is bowing to Zombic shadows". The published vi-logs from Great Bureau show that Beya al-Tonnra is considering reinstating the trade embargo on Min'Ora.


3|4282 Tu

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SAFETY FAILURE

Ulgor admitted to its failure to comply with safety regulations that apply to cargo magravs travelling to central regions of Coraabia. The shirking of local authorities led to the recent infestation of Coraab by meta-flies ojagas. The Ulgorian meta-king personally promised to compensate the victims of the pandemic.


3|4282 Tu

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ZAANS' PROTÉGÉ

Sokurr coach Shaago has accused the current champion Bunta of receiving support from the Zombic consortium Those Who Have. According to a decree from 4276 Tu, this powerful group is strictly prohibited from any involvement in the sport. However, an eventual trial circle would not have time to assemble until the end of this season so Bunta's advance through the upcoming competition will not be hindered.


3|4282 Tu

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SOKURR SEASON REACHING THE END

A clear favorite of the bloody martial art is sokurro Bunta. Still, bookmakers are lowering the odds for some outsiders that saw their popularity skyrocket in the last fights of the season. One of them is the almost forgotten veteran Dung called Komrit Banal, known in the arena as the "Stinklord".


2|4282 Tu

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LATE TO ACTION

While CuCaanish xennologists have successfully stopped billions of swarming ojagas and the completely cibinh will soon finish its life cycle, Ligan Team 7 has just arrived on Coraab to join the fight with the deadly meta-insects. Commentators over at sub-channel Oor-1 predict that Agan government will earn little goodwill for this late gesture - before the warring politicians found an agreement and Liga started to act, every single ojaga in C'Ora has been already eradicated.


2|4282 Tu

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INVASION OF OJAGAS REPELLED

Countless spores of the titanic cibinh covered Coraab's sky and exterminated almost all ojagas in the centropolis, said armo Gul Betar. Since the spores stick to all organic material, the government recommends to go out only in advanced protective equipment. Cibinh's excreta are infamous for their piercing smell - C'Ora will thus turn into one giant revolting pot for the next few Tols. This discomfort is of course more than outweighed by the millions of civilian lives saved by the operation.


1|4282 Tu

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WAALKS' POWER FADES

The drawn-out political crisis on WaalkWak forced two leading Waalks to resign from their posts in the complanet. Only two other Waalks still stay in the office. To great grief of supreme tektonik Sqquuknu, one of them is his main political enemy Wabbo. Analytics agree that the power struggle among Wakian elites will continue to rage on.


1|4282 Tu

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HELP FROM XENOZONE

The experimental ship CUCCAR-1 with captain Xed onboard just arrived to the borders of Coraabian system. Armo Gul Betar announced that CuCaanish scientists are sending a living cocoon of titanic meta-insect cibinh. This specimen was genetically modified to help fight against the overpopulated ojagas - his spores should spell instant for the meta-flies.

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8|4281 Tu

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TRAXOL: LAST HOPE?

Traxol shipped several agravas loaded with blitkofenol in solidarity with the plight of ordinary Coraabians. This precious substance can neutralize the dangerous sting of the ojaga fly. If the cargo arrives on time, it could save thousands of lives. Nevertheless, armo Betar hastily denied that blitkofenol alone could stop the deadly pandemic.


8|4281 Tu

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PANDEMIC! CORAAB HAS CLOSED ITS PORTS

Coraab is on the verge of a global catastrophe. The chief toll official Mawazaan issued an order to immediately shut down the Coraab transport string. The control of the situation is now in the hands of Gul Betar, an experienced crisis management armo. Clouds of ojagas already killed 40,000 civilians in three different city-states.


7|4281 Tu

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SWARMS OF OJAGAS IN C'ORA!

Thousands of ojagas plague the outer Sectors of C'Ora as well as nearby areas of the city-state Bochezai. The clouds of meta-flies plundered even the quarantined area of the port X-Chent, where they inadvertedly caused a breakout of several unadapted species including the feared kreylits. Continuing pillaging in the Sector 21 started a fiery inferno that can be seen from any place in the centropolis. The dead count has reached the ten thousand milestone.


7|4281 Tu

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EPIDEMIC CLAIMS FIRST VICTIMS

The Blue Houses in RamaX are buried in dead bodies. Armo Tsun admitted that Coraab faces a serious crisis. In reaction to his statement, many centropolitans moved to remote tourist resorts to escape the epicenter of the epidemic. Coraabian spaceports report first waves of desperate civilians. In many areas around the city, police had to call in the ground forces of InCorps to help pacify rowdy Coraabians.


6|4281 Tu

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AL-TONNRA DECLARES A STATE OF EMERGENCY

Grim predictions of planetary epidemiologists have been fulfilled. Several Coraabians were hospitalized after being stung by the ojaga fly. Despite the best attempts of feldshers, the meta-insect eggs were not removed from the afflicted bodies in time. Citizens of C'Ora are preparing for emergency measures ordered by the centropolitan governor. Some drugstores have been already robbed by panicking Coraabians.


6|4281 Tu

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A META-INSECT PROBLEM

The centropolis suffers from a sudden overpopulation of invasive meta-insect ojaga. Its larvae arrived on Coraab inside an Ulgorian cargo magrav. Hundreds of trained acidils were deployed to fight the insect menace. The governorate raised biological alarm in eight Sectors - a single unfortunate sting of ojaga may start a deadly pandemic.


5|4281 Tu

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LIN REZZT FOUND DEAD

Remnants of Lin Rezzt's body were picked up from a sewer near the stage of yesterday shootout. The injured boss of syndicate Hakkara probably tried to hide from his chasers but was ultimately suffocated by toxic fecal vapors present in the sewer. His body was meanwhile mostly eaten by local hanths but poly-coroners still managed to clearly identify the remains as his.


5|4281 Tu

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KOPS UNDER FIRE

Citizens of Sector 17 witnessed a grotesque scene in the first Uns of this Light. Two squads of Planetary kops faced each other in a shootout in the fashion mall TiG. 6 kops and several civilians died on the spot while the obviously fake policemen fled the scene. Sub-channel N0K lists among the casualties Lin Rezzt's lawyer as well as known police officer Miia Deiora. Rezzt himself was supposedly badly wounded but managed to escape.


4|4281 Tu

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BETTING ON REZZT'S END?

Another criminal boss Zapraskal showed appreciation for Ka Beeul's efforts to kill his former business partner Lin Rezzt. According to yellow sub-journal Provincial Scars, Zapraskal even betted a substantial sum on his upcoming death. The odds are still stacked against him, though. Ever since Kargando escaped to Bau-Zonda, the balance of power in Coraabian underworld has been in constant flux, allowing new faces to fill the resulting power vacuum.


4|4281 Tu

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EXPLODING ANTIGRAV SCARES SECTOR 14

A luxurious antigrav exploded in the upper section of the highway polygon in Sector 14. The massive detonation damaged several nearby buildings and the falling debris from the vehicle hurt dozens of unliving civilians in the lower levels of city infrastructure. Aboard the antigrav was Tar Ylbe, one of Lin Rezzt's favorite mistresses. Nobody has claimed responsibility for this indiscriminate act of terrorism yet.


3|4281 Tu

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THE ACT OF REVENGE

Sources close to the syndicate Hakkara claim the stranger Ka Beeul landed on Coraab for a single reason - to avenge an assassination attempt on his person by killing its mastermind Lin Rezzt, Hakkara's boss. Analytics from the sub-channel ZYI9 consider this a sure suicide as Rezzt (also an Or-sha) belongs among the best guarded leaders of Coraabian underworld.


3|4281 Tu

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AL-TONNRA CREATES "CORRUPTION COMMANDOS"

Governor Beya al-Tonnra ordered creation of elite anti-corruption commandos referred to as "TUNN" (Claw). These purely Tal forces are authorized to use unprecedented means such as confiscating a majority of one's wealth without a hearing in front of a trial circle or entering premises of foreign embassy without prior notice. The powerful Tal thus started implementing her anticorruption policy that was often mocked by the opposition - Beya herself was notorious for bribing high-ranked officials on numerous occasions during her stint in the underworld of illegal Sokurr matches.


3|4281 Tu

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THE POPULATION OF NAGINATAS IS RECOVERING

For the first time in centuries, the numbers of wild naginatas have started to rise. This positive turn of events was probably sparked by numerous activist protests that demanded harsher penalties for pouching animals used for fur. The Annorian government also started a new breeding programme that should double the population of naginatas in foreseeable future.


2|4281 Tu

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A MYSTERIOUS OR-SHA

According to logs of secret service, a mysterious stranger long thought of as dead appeared on Coraab. Or-sha named Ka Beeul is allegedly accompanied by a numerous suite of elite mercenaries. Augs recorded his presence near the spaceport X-Chent and did not spotted him since.


2|4281 Tu

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NAGINATAS ON THE VERGE OF EXTINCTION

Environmentalists warn that the numbers of Annorian naginatas reached a record low. Unless the Annorian government decides to act, these rare creatures will go extinct. It is estimated that the entire population of naginatas in the vast reserves on Annor counts only 1500 animals. The driving cause of this alarming situation is high demand for their precious fur.


1|4281 Tu

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TAL'S DICTATORSHIP?

The freshly elected governor Beya al-Tonnra offered Bor Khal, her defeated rival in the race, a lucrative position of Bureaucrath for Centropolitan Budget. Political analysts are terrified by this unexpected deal, which seems to cement previous speculations about Beya's connections to the clique of intergalactic Hermes as facts. The maverick candidate Aggak stated that "the planetary government balances on the edge between dictatorship and clientelistic mafia."


1|4281 Tu

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A CRISIS ON WAALKWAK

The Wakian Tektonikum has sharply denounced the push of ruling Waalks for drastic government reorganization. Waalk Wabbo plans major cuts in funding of the military branch, which would tip the scales of power on the WaalkWakian complanet in favor of the civil service. Chief tektonik Sqquuknu replied by challenging all Waalks to immediate resignation.

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8|4280 Tu

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BEYA AL-TONNRA FOR GOVERNOR!

The youngest member of the powerful House of al-Tonnra unexpectedly received 40,71% (Aggak - 37,17%, Bor Khal - 22,12%) of votes and became the historically first female govenor of C'Ora. The majority of Xenic citizens and even some Tals are disgusted by this result. In her first post-election speech, the new governor announced that she "will soon restore absolute order in C'Ora".


7|4280 Tu

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CANDIDATES UNDER MICROSCOPE

The sub-journal MakaX claim that Aggak committed several tax frauds during his stint at the InCorps. Provincial Scars grill Bor Khal for signing bureaulogs he had no authority to ratify as Zula's right hand. The front page of tabloid Humpitch! connects Beya Al-Tonnra to the murder of her first husband.


7|4280 Tu

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ELECTION TOL IS HERE: THE FRONTRUNNER IS AGGAK

The closely observed primaries were won by Aggak with estimated gain of 41.16% of votes. Beya al-Tonnra came in second with 38.09% followed by Bor Khal in the third place with suprisingly low 20.75%. The new governor of C'Ora will be publicly known during next Tol.


6|4280 Tu

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TAL AS A GOVERNOR: AGAIN?

A colorful alliance of Unliving tribes, immigrants and the numerous Xenno minority once again protest against the monopoly Tals have on the post of centropolitan governor. C'Ora faces demonstrations and strikes but governorate officials seem adamant in following this tradition. The minister of transportation of neighboring city-state Bochezai said in one pre-election debate that "the very existence of the overtly powerful post of the of C'Orian governor is disrespectful and racist against the rest of Coraab".


6|4280 Tu

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SHOTS FIRED IN GOVERNORATE RACE

First shots were fired between hot candidates for the freshly vacated office of C'Orian governor. Former armo of the InCorps Aggak casted doubts on Bor Khal's legitimacy during his speech at the Gul-Gura Square, labeling the Young Tal as a "yet another puppet of intergalactic Hermes that will continue the policy of harsh repressions". The third frontrunner is Beya Al-Tonnra, a Miner aristocrat from one of the most esteemed houses on Coraab.


5|4280 Tu

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THE RACE FOR C'ORIAN GOVERNORATE BEGINS

Governor Zula was an extraordinary man and governor and I am ready to continue in the legacy he left behind, said Zula's right-hand man Bor Khal. The new governor will be elected by the end of this Tu. Several other candidates also voiced their interest in running for the office. According to Coraabian law, only a Tal can become a centropolitan governor, a fact that traditionally outrages all other C'Orian ethnicities.


5|4280 Tu

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OLD TAL'S RULE COMES TO ITS END

Live: Governor Zula announced the end of his long tenure as the leading representative of the centropolis C'Ora. The reason is the immense workload connected to the job, something which, according to his own words, he was no longer able to handle in his advanced age. Zula's next stop will be Khoptid, where he will undergo a long-term medical treatment. Informed sources claim that Zula's resignation is connected to the recent protracted ethnic violence among the Unliving, which induced intolerable doses of stress in the body of the Old Tal.


4|4280 Tu

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BOL CHENAI RELEASED

The accused magrav pilot has been found innocent and is free to leave Coraab at her will. The circle trial ruled that the detained Ekhroan pilot was in no way connected to recent escape of criminal boss Kargando to Bau-Zonda. The alleged proofs turned out to be intricate forgeries. The Coraabian government is now obliged to compensate Bol Chenai for tarnishing her good name.


4|4280 Tu

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LIVE FROM KHOPTID: EXCELLENCY 16 ASCENDS

The mastaba of the most important mecha-religion in Coraabia presented the next one in line of enlightened rulers of Khoptid. Cardinal Kerong reported that Excellency 16 is in perfect condition and fully capable of carrying out its ruling cycle, which will traditionally last 115 Tu. The body of Excellency 15 will be laid to its final rest with full honors. The deactivation of fifteenth robopope will coincide with Excellency 16's connection to the data matrixes of the planet.


3|4280 Tu

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CARGO MAGRAV DETAINED AT CUSTOMS

Ekhroan mercenary Bol Chenai faces accusations that she assisted the notorious criminal Kargando during his escape to Bau-Zonda. While the Coraabian custom office ImmaDOR threatens her with a life sentence, many Coraabians believe in her innocence. The circle trial with the arrested pilot will take place at the end of this Tol.


3|4280 Tu

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WABBO ENTERS THE CORAABIAN MARKET

WaalkWak announced its plans for long-term investment in the economy of Coraab. The large-scale projects will see two big manufacturing domes constructed in the centropolis C'Ora in the horizon of 30 Tu. They will churn out the newest series of advanced Wakian bots developed by the industrial giant WaBBo, one of the leading boter guilds in the entire Coraabia. Bringing over 150,000 new jobs, the investment will be a major boost for the sick Coraabian economy.


2|4280 Tu

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DUNGS WIN!

The revolutionary movement Gu-Rang celebrates its triumph. A small squad of Dung shock troopers managed to kill Reeshta, the leader of Ilokajish separatist commandos, which prompted the members of Unree to mass exodus from central sectors of C'Ora. The remaining Ilokajish forces fell into chaos and disarray when Dungs paraded Reeshta's mutilated body in the streets of Sector 9, to much ovation from elated Unliving civilians. Intergalactic Hermes stated that the government will soon conduct a counter-insurgency campaign aimed at renewing order in the centropolis. The Brood War claimed over 25,000 unlives, the highest peacetime death toll since the era of 50 Years of Skeletarchy.


1|4280 Tu

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HERMES DEMANDS IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE

Intergalactic Hermes called on both leaders of the conflict, Xapek and Reeshta, to immediately stop the ethnic infighting that has already paralyzed the central Sectors of C'Ora for more than a Tol. Further violence would result in backlash from the InCorps - instituting the martial law and instant annihilation of all armed civilians in the area. The event, dubbed by C'Orian sub-media "The Brood War", has already took its toll on 14,000 members of both warring factions, which is a higher number than the death toll of the entire Dung uprising nine Tu ago.


1|4280 Tu

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GOLGAKK FACES ITS SIXTH PLANETARY WAR

The strongmen of the distant world Golgakk initiated yet another from a long series of cataclysmic conflicts that is now sweeping across the entire planet. The warring Tox factions blame each other for the genocide of civilian population. An exceptionally cruel tactics are employed by the notorious sect O'Mor'Rahhg that worships the first patron of Golgakk, a mighty Nu'Being called Rog.

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UNLIVING ETHNIC VIOLENCE ESCALATES

The sectorial war in the streets of C'Ora already claimed 7000 victims. Ilokajish leader Reeshta issued a statement on the network oroi: "It is paramount to exterminate this collaborative vat itch whose revolutionary efforts diverted attention from our just fight for guaranteeing full autonomy for the Unliving in the entire Southern hemisphere." While Dungs were initially caught off-guard by Ilokajish brutality, they quickly learned to fight fire with fire - the counterattacks spearheaded by the members of radical group Mugu's Fist were directed at defenseless Ilokajish civilians from the slums in Sector 10.


8|4279 Tu

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MASSACRE AT UNG'PALA SQUARE

Hundreds of armed Dungs and Ilokaji perished in a brutal brawl that took place in the confined space of vertical square Ung'Pala, Sector 7. According to eyewitnesses, Ilokajish separatists sprayed a super-flammable substance in the air that consequently burned to ashes most of the square along with nearby streets. Dung militants launched a counteroffensive against Ilokajish squads that arrived from the periphery of C'Ora to support Reeshta's commandos. C'Orian bureaucrath for interunliving relations reffered to the situation as "a highly confusing and most despicable sectarian violence."


8|4279 Tu

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THE BROOD WAR

The head of commandos Unree known under the alias Reeshta is personally present in the turbulent Sector 9 and incites Ilokajish extremists to kill more Dungs. This behavior has been resolutely denounced by Xapek, the ideological leader of the Dung movement Gu-Rang, who is serving his sentence in the Goa'Kach prison. The sub-journal Oor-1 confirmed that the conflict has morphed into a full-blown ethnic war. Hostilities between the opposing Unliving tribes spilled over to Sectors 7 and 10.


7|4279 Tu

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SECTOR 9 UNDER FIRE!

Special troops of the InCorps returned fire after provocative attacks of Unliving radicals, who used the unclear situation to seize control over the entirety of C'Orian Sector 9. Skirmishes between Dungs and Ilokaji became more intense after insurgents from commandos Unree set fire to Dung reproduction vats in order to provoke members of the revolutionary movement Gu-Rang to fight. Supreme armo Endur made himself heard by stating that "the barbaric ways the Unliving settle accounts are beyond tolerable".


7|4279 Tu

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UNREST IN C'ORA

The centropolitan Sector 9 is going through its bloodiest Tol since the times of the Dung uprising in 4270 Tu. Members of the separatist commandos Unree detonated several strong charges near the Dubbu-Rang stadium. The explosions took almost 400 lives. Police forces fled the scene after three of their grav-bots were shot down and they now carefully monitor the situation from the orbit. Thousands of Dungs took to streets in reaction to the bomb attacks. They are enraged by the fact that the perpetrators were fellow Unliving as radicals from Unree are mostly recruited from the allied tribe of Ilokaji.


7|4279 Tu

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KARGANDO HAS LEFT CORAAB

The Zondish mobster fled the Coraabian system. The sub-media outlets speculate that Kargando headed to his homeworld Bau-Zonda to recover from his poor financial situation - the reason being that the Great Bureau has just issued a complete ban on import of the precious Zondish wax to Coraab. Intergalactic Hermes is reportedly raging over the fact that police forces failed to stop Kargando before it was too late.


6|4279 Tu

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CRIME BOSS IN PERIL

The arrested smuggler boss Su-Arra snitched detailed information about the illegal trade with Zondish wax, which is controlled by archoutlaw Kargando. Speculation abound about planetary security forces knowing Kargando's exact location and planning his apprehension. The government also ponders the option of total embargo on import of all Zondish wax to Coraab. That would spell doom for Kargando's profitable business venture.


6|4279 Tu

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SU-ANGI SMUGGLERS CONVICTED

The top five Su-Angi smugglers including their boss Su-Arra were sentenced to life at the C'Orian trial circle. Coraabian nu-bloggers ponder the possible end of the crime syndicate Su-Angi. The confiscated components of bots from the series Turgor will be returned to their Wakian manufacturer at the first opportunity.


5|4279 Tu

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THE MENACE FROM SU-ANGI

The Planetary Kops commenced a large operation aimed against the top echelons of Su-Angi smugglers today. The action is a culmination of the affair concerning the illegal trade with military hardware. The police has publicly accused the chief smuggler Su-Arra of efforts to procure several battlebots of the feared series TURGOR.


5|4279 Tu

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MEGARUUK'S CORPSE DISPLAYED IN XENOZOO

The largest Coraabian XenoZOO Kirtoo has been breaking all attendance records since its recent reconstruction. This Tol is expected to bring yet another milestone as a new exposition of Annorian fauna opens for public. Its main attraction is a complete skeleton of titanic megaruuk stationed in the central pavilion. Its transportation and installation needed assistance of hundreds of Coraabians - the massive skeleton had to be transported to Coraab in three separate pieces.


4|4279 Tu

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ARMO ENDUR DENOUNCED CORRUPTION IN HONK

The commander-in-chief of armed forces of the InCorps proclaimed zero tolerance to corruption sweeping through government institutions. His emotive speech reacted to the current scandal in the boter guild HONK. Endur ordered his subordinate armo Tubon to draft a law that would punish corruption on Coraab much more severely.


4|4279 Tu

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HUNT FOR MACHINES

Another corruption scandal threatens the reputation of police boter guild HONK. The guildmaster and his officials face allegations that HONK workshops double as places for illegal sale of military hardware. At the beginning of this Light, Planetary Kops started a large-scale raid in several Sectors to apprehend all suspects.


3|4279 Tu

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HEIR TO THE HOUSE OF IBAR

In his first public speech since becoming the Lunar Prince, Ibar Ratan announced his readiness to create his clone. The spiritual and intellectual rolemodel for his successor would be Ibar Virok, the first clone of the liege lord Ibar Sigor and, according to historical logs, an eloquent orator and charismatic leader.


2|4279 Tu

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CORAABIAN ORBITAL CORRIDORS CLOSED

Earlier this Haze, Coraab's high orbit witnessed a collision of a cargo magrav with a Miner's shipwreck. While the accident did not result in any casaulties, as much as eighty million new pieces of dangerous debris were propelled into space. As a result, the Great Bureau ordered immediate recalibration of most orbital corridors that lead to the surface through Coraab's polluted dumpsphere. Unless the corridors become fully operational in the next 12 Uns, the centropolitan governorate expects damages in the ballpark of billion Xot.


1|4279 Tu

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AN UNLIVING GIANT

New archaelogical digs near the Yo'Raa Plateau revealed a previously unknown grouping pf settlements from the era of ancient empire Kao-Paga. This long gone Wigitic empire is still shrouded in mystery today. Its legendary leader Syusht is nevertheless celebrated as one of the most important statesmen of the pre-Miner times.


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THE FOUNDER OF BAHOOFA VINDICATED

More than 200 Tu have passed since the unfair political trial with Bael Bo-Ke. Under his iron fist, the independent police body Bahoofa gradually became the cream of the crop of Coraabian police forces. Armos of the InCorps today publicly apologized for Bo-Ke's show execution.


7|4278 Tu

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THE 334TH CORAABIAD HAS BEGUN!

The opening ceremony of All-Coraabian sports games in C'Ora was attended by almost six million spectators. 21,307 Coraabians plan to measure against each other in 174 disciplines. The funding of the 334th Coraabiad is the 11th highest in history. The event was met with riots in almost all centropolitan Sectors. The smooth going of the whole competition should be assured by the deployment of elite troops of Coraabian security forces.


6|4278 Tu

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DEATH ONLINE

Moments ago, the burnt body of xennohunter Botcahoof was found near B'Khelith's underground lair, said the spokesperson of the Order of Xin. The fallen Latak hero will be transported with highest honors back to his homeworld.


6|4278 Tu

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THE REVENGE OF BOTCAS

Live from Grannok: Latak called Botcahoof reached the hunting grounds of higher daemon B'Khelith despite previous repeated deportations. If successful in killing the daemon, he would end its thousand years long dominance over local exotic fauna.


5|4278 Tu

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PULLING THE PLUG ON TAR NAGA

The Miner scientist asked the rectorate of Orbital University to stop the energy inflow to her matrix. After long deliberation, rector Qan Koolai approved the request. The act of piety took place in a close circle of Bi-Tal members. Tar Naga never completed her full digitalization a according to her words "stayed stuck in a twinworld of suffering and emptiness".


4|4278 Tu

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RADIOACTIVITY ON THE POLE INTENSIFIES

Record amounts of radioactive emissions were measured on Coraab's North Pole. The reason for this sudden change has not yet been made clear. Conspiracy theories claim that the InCorps is testing new prototypes of ban-bombs near the Lake Wat-Pagae. Scientists think it is a result of recent strong earthquake, which was accompanied with a massive Dump swell that led to emission of many deadly compounds into the atmosphere.


3|4278 Tu

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XAPEK'S SENTENCE LOWERED!

Dung revolutionary will serve only 12 Tu in Goa'Kach instead of his remaining 84, said the spokesperson of the trial circle. The renewed trial took place in a corabit hall of the newly renovated Ek-Muz, which is situated nearby the maximum high-security prison on Coraab. Thousands of Unliving have calmly gathered in front of the complex. The entire event was peaceful and ended without any major conflict with the law-enforcement forces, in contrary to gloomy predictions of many sub-media.


3|4278 Tu

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THE MOMENT OF LIGHT

Dung Xapek will soon appear in front of the circle of law. It is the first time since Mugu's execution that a high-ranked member of Gu-Rang left the walls of the Goa'Kach penitentiary. Rumor has it that the spiritual leader of Dung uprising will have his sentence lowered.


3|4278 Tu

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A RENEWED TRIAL

Dung Xapek will once again stand in front of a circle for his particiaption on the Dung uprising Gu-Rang. High-ranked Tals consider to shorten his sentence in order to stabilize the damaged relations with lower Unliving tribes. Members of the radical wing called "Mugu's fist" continue to threaten Xapek wtih murder for his unnaturally pacifist approach to the Dung cause.


2|4278 Tu

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SOLS UNDER PRESSURE

The exiled Unliving robocardinal Valigursai sharply criticized the practices of mercenary caste Sol in his speech in front of the Khoptidian robocardinal assembly. Shortly after, Sol known as Eiro was killed on Ysaan. His death is linked to assassins allegedly hired by another Min'Orian Zaan, Zagrul. Zagrul is exacting revenge on Sols for their recent theft of rare Pthar relics.


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CENTRAL RECULTIVATION

C'Orian government ponders demolition of ruins in central Sectors combined with wide-scale reconstruction of the entire area. Such act would threaten groups of sub-squatters who have been claiming the rubble for centuries. Skelethor Buruua supported the notion, saying he appreciated the effort to remove traces of his forefathers' brutal act. More than 800 Tu have passed since the centre of C'Ora was bombed out because of the civil war.


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FAREWELL, DUMPWORLD!

Sol Vox has left Coraab and headed for the Xenozone, reports sub-journal LaGAZ. Zombs assumingly lost three rare functional ubiqs and several precious art pieces from pre-Miner era. Zaan Zagrul publicly threatened Sols with elimination. The Zomb in exile, Valigursai, said Sol's behavior is intolerable.


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THE SPAMGOD

Prachaan Zaan's spam clouds have hit central Sectors of C'Ora. Security forces receive reports of lost connectivity to oroi and sub-net at multiple places. The central bank RinX temporarily halted several of its financial services. The centropolitan vice-governor Bor Khal doubled the bounty for Prachaan's definite elimination.


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THE LAST SOL

News augs confirmed the presence of surviving Sol Vox in Min'Ora. Zaan Zagrul reacted by tripling the bounty for catching the xalien intruder. Many speculate that Sol Vox operates on Coraab from the order of solmaster Mon himself.